Dispatches from the wilds of Poetania – Watermelon

You
are the watermelonniest
watermelon
that ever
watermelonned.
You make other watermelons
look like rockmelons.
Dry rockmelons.
More rocks, really,
than melons.

People are probably going to think
this is some sort of elaborate metaphor
and that’s fine
let ’em.
The important thing
is that we know the truth,
my love.

WATERMELON!
Shit.
Watermelon.

I meant to say
watermelon.

honest.

Published in: on April 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm  Comments (5)  
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